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Howdy it's Jade! I post mostly funny stuff with a side of bitter feminism. Enjoy!

fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

x09:

emotional sensitivity is not weakness

indefenseofspence:

HYPERVENTILATING AND WHEEZING????? THIS WAS JUST A SHOT IN THE DARK TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER???? HOLY SHIT??????

indefenseofspence:

HYPERVENTILATING AND WHEEZING????? THIS WAS JUST A SHOT IN THE DARK TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER???? HOLY SHIT??????

officialunitedstates:

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"

flowertwink:

I was watching porn earlier and we both had the same painting

flowertwink:

I was watching porn earlier and we both had the same painting

kumagawa:

u right tho..white privilege just some tumblr bullshit..def. not applicable in the real world..damn

missvoltairine:

thepatronsaintofheartache:

No fuck that!  I agree with Mike Hot Topic just needs to stop! Don’t wear a fucking Misfits shirt if you don’t know who the fucking Misfits are plain and simple! 

I wish I didn’t know who the Misfits were just so I could piss you off by wearing a Misfits shirt.