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Howdy it's Jade! I post mostly funny stuff with a side of bitter feminism. Enjoy!

sasscameron:

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

huffingtonpost:

Japan’s annual Kanamara Matsuri festival, aka the “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”

(Source: Getty Images)

What the actual literal fuck

legend goes that a woman who had vagina dentata or “teeth” in her vagina (be it a demon or std), castrated her lover’s penis on their wedding night. she asked a blacksmith for help and he made her pretty much an iron dildo to break the teeth off

the tradition celebrates this iron penis, hence its name, festival of steel phallus

in more modern times, sex workers would to go to a shrine to pray for protection from STDs while couples would pray for healthy pregnancies and marriages.

it is also regarded as a fertility festival, where couples would pray for the health of their babies or hope that babies are in the future

the tradition has raised HIV awareness and research efforts in japan so like yeah it’s actually a very neat and positive thing yeah

dynastylnoire:

coco-leeco:

sincerely-elsh:

merely-passionn:

queeniman:

dirtycartunes:

the-real-goddamazon:

thepoeticrebel:

chacha-again:

sizvideos:

Who needs traffic lights? Not the drivers in Ethiopia - Video

This made me so uncomfortable.

Christ…

Oh look it’s Abuja in a nutshell.

aside from very few intersections this how it works in haiti. most of the roads ain’t paved either (though they’ve been working on that consistently)

how do people cross the street without dying

beep beep

The first time I was in Addis and we came up to Meskel square (this intersection) I thought I was gonna die haha. Eventually you get used to the driving back home, surprisingly there hardly any accidents, I say they are the most amazing drivers in the world!

i was so stressed watching this

do they even have car insurance out there.

I am watching thinking about my deductible the entire time

The people crossing the street are the bravest people in the world holy shit

ethiopienne:

[tw: transmisogyny]

shesmystifiedbythings:

bitteroreo:

youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

strawberry-bounce:

An average day’s worth of straight men in Amiyah Scott’s mentions. It’s one thing to dislike someone and to talk about them, but to go into their mentions?

They’re obsessed.

This is so terrifying

This isn’t about disliking someone, this is transmisogyny, transmisogynoir, transophobia. This is hatred, in the strongest form. All these folks in her mentions can burn in a fire, get hit by a bus, whatever they aren’t deemed worth living to me. This is how unsafe Black Transwomen are, they can’t even exist in the comfort of their own space at home, on the internet without threats of violence, this horrific, and disgusting.

and what makes me so mad, and what’s an attitude that really needs to be fucking addressed in our community, is that so many of these men are threatening violence against her because they believe she’s trying to trick them. like this is how the media fucks with our perceptions because trans women have always been set up as a ‘trap’ to threaten the sexuality of the hetero-hypermale. they are operating within the myth that a) black women’s bodies automatically belong to black men for the pursuit of their pleasure and b) trans women’s bodies are ‘false’ and ‘deceitful’ female bodies, and by merely existing they are a threat to male heterosexuality.

trans women’s bodies are women’s bodies. women’s bodies belong to themselves. the world does not revolve around your shriveled ego and the satisfaction of your tragic libido.

Shit gets real at roleplay prom

davvvd:

Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.

I literally just ended a relationship over an argument about porn

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

literalgrantaire:

Hey, they should do a reverse version of Faking It where a couple of lesbians pretend to be straight so they’re accepted!
They could call it “Real Life”.

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

parishiltonsexslave:

me when writing an essay

theuppitynegras:

just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing

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touchthe-booty:

obsessedwithfrozen42:

jinx-jinxagain:

queen-idinamenzel-of-arendelle:

Someone tell me this is happening omg omg omfg

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/272196/idina-menzel-to-star-in-wicked-movie.html

I need this to happen like I need air!! Nobody fucking touch me!


I AM GOING TO CRY

touchthe-booty:

obsessedwithfrozen42:

jinx-jinxagain:

queen-idinamenzel-of-arendelle:

Someone tell me this is happening omg omg omfg

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/272196/idina-menzel-to-star-in-wicked-movie.html

I need this to happen like I need air!! Nobody fucking touch me!

I AM GOING TO CRY

unit03:

I still think this is james deen under the hat

unit03:

I still think this is james deen under the hat