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Howdy it's Jade! I post mostly funny stuff with a side of bitter feminism. Enjoy!

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

queensoybean:

babyhucks:

America: Where dudes can get unlimited boner pills that have no other medical use but women can’t get birth control pills that prevent cancers, regulate periods, help with menstrual cramping, prevent break outs, and help with cysts. 

I think it’s time for a woman’s uprising.

hotandsad95:

0niraion:

A curious cat wandering around Jim Morrison’s grave in Paris, France.
1983 © Patricia Devaux


Aw

hotandsad95:

0niraion:

A curious cat wandering around Jim Morrison’s grave in Paris, France.

1983 © Patricia Devaux

Aw

gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

christel-thoughts:

autisticlynx:

when privileged groups want rights, safety, and respect, it’s called “basic human decency”

when oppressed groups want rights, safety, and respect, it’s called “social justice”

and mocked. it’s called “social justice” and is mocked or otherwise hated.

lightspeedsound:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

omfg 

odinsblog:

How To Tell The Difference Between An Open-Carry “Patriot” And A Deranged Killer: 

Lately, groups of armed people have been carrying heavy weapons into restaurants and stores in an effort to somehow, through terrifying shoppers, make the world more comfortable with being near large weapons. Open Carry Tarrant County, Open Carry Texas, Gun Rights Across America, and other extremist groups claim that members, who often do nothing to create the distinguishment between “Good Guy With Gun” and “Bad Guy With Gun,” make people safer simply by being present — and, of course, packing heat.

So, how do we tell if someone is a violent psychopath hellbent on death and destruction, or a peaceful, gun-loving patriot? Thankfully, Reuben Bolling addressed the problem in his comic strip, Tom the Dancing Bug. 
This helpful infographic explains how one is to know if they are dealing with an Open Carry patriot, or if a person is a danger to those around him.

Follow this handy dandy guide and you’ll never wonder if you should fear for your life, or shake a person’s hand to thank him for protecting your freedom by exercising his right to take a gun to the grocery store.

(Image credit: Tom The Dancing Bug)

odinsblog:

How To Tell The Difference Between An Open-Carry “Patriot” And A Deranged Killer:

Lately, groups of armed people have been carrying heavy weapons into restaurants and stores in an effort to somehow, through terrifying shoppers, make the world more comfortable with being near large weapons. Open Carry Tarrant County, Open Carry Texas, Gun Rights Across America, and other extremist groups claim that members, who often do nothing to create the distinguishment between “Good Guy With Gun” and “Bad Guy With Gun,” make people safer simply by being present — and, of course, packing heat.

So, how do we tell if someone is a violent psychopath hellbent on death and destruction, or a peaceful, gun-loving patriot? Thankfully, Reuben Bolling addressed the problem in his comic strip, Tom the Dancing Bug.
This helpful infographic explains how one is to know if they are dealing with an Open Carry patriot, or if a person is a danger to those around him.

Follow this handy dandy guide and you’ll never wonder if you should fear for your life, or shake a person’s hand to thank him for protecting your freedom by exercising his right to take a gun to the grocery store.

(Image credit: Tom The Dancing Bug)

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"