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Howdy it's Jade! I post mostly funny stuff with a side of bitter feminism. Enjoy!

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

thexlastxsugarxpea:

surimistick:

still, its horrible that movies and media in general gives you this idea that if you’re a male and you’re not attractive you can still score incredibly hot girls by being funny and “yourself” but if you’re a girl and you’re not attractive nobody’s gonna touch you forever

SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT

starkktrek:

why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though

why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you

i mean

when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”

everythingexceptrapandcountry:

don’t talk to boys who aren’t nice to their mothers

glowcloud:

devilrejected:

floranbabe:

men are disgusting, creepy, persistent, and entitled and i think they should be exploited for money and gifts at every opportunity given 

Women are disgusting, creepy, persistent, and entitled and i think they should be exploited for money and gifts at every opportunity given 

How does this sound with genders reversed ?

^it sounds factually incorrect and like youre ugly

slydigged:

do you see this boy? he ate ONE weed and look what happened. do you want to end up like him? let this be your warning.

slydigged:

do you see this boy? he ate ONE weed and look what happened. do you want to end up like him? let this be your warning.

Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
bilbobaggingyourmom:

happy easter/420, this picture has never had a more appropriate purpose

bilbobaggingyourmom:

happy easter/420, this picture has never had a more appropriate purpose

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

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this gif keeps getting better

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

[video]

this gif keeps getting better